Physical Injuries

[UnityDestroyer]

Almost everyone of you had this.

So what's your experience?

[Isa]

The usual stuff.
Fireworks, moving vehicles, the occasional faulty parachute during a midnight drop into the white house gardens.
But don't worry its never more than a flesh wound.

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EDIT: You?

[The Doctor]

The usual stuff.
Fireworks, moving vehicles, the occasional faulty parachute during a midnight drop into the white house gardens.
But don't worry its never more than a flesh wound.

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EDIT: You?

Monty Python references. I love them.

I fell out of my house. I was sniped by a drunk with a dozen fireworks. A steel ladder hit me in the groin. An apple hit me in the eye. And so on.

[Worse Doughnut]

Well, glad to see everyone's being realistic.

>_> <_<

I for one snapped my right wrist in half like a twig in football last year in 9th grade. Got the cast off four or five months later, but I have a happy and fun metal pin in my wrist for life now

[The Doctor]

Well, glad to see everyone's being realistic.

>_> <_<

I for one snapped my right wrist in half like a twig in football last year in 9th grade. Got the cast off four or five months later, but I have a happy and fun metal pin in my wrist for life now

I am being realistic. All that stuff actually happened to me.

[Spiker]

Mine:
So there I was, lying helplessly on the ground. Restrained by two large hands on my legs. I reached out, to see if I could drag myself away. When suddenly, I felt pain in my left hand. My finger had gone 65 degrees to the right. It was snapped like a twig. I saught revenge on the men who had restrained me. I only got one. I reported my injury to the local authorities, who pointed me towards a hospital. There, they injected me with drugs and snapped my finger back into place. For the next 6 weeks, I had a large plastic club restraining my left arm, but giving me the power to attack with force.

Real story:
I was lying on oval. Reached out to get up. Guy running by kicked my hand, broke my finger. Cast for 6 weeks

[Archlight]

I was playing with firecrackers when I was like 5 and I tripped so I put out my right hand to soften the fall. Oh yeah I forgot. I was holding the firecrackers on my right hand. They all blew up at the same time when I fell on the floor.

[Isa]

I am being realistic. All that stuff actually happened to me.

"I was sniped by a drunk with a dozen fireworks" How on earth where you sniped with fireworks?

[The Doctor]

I am being realistic. All that stuff actually happened to me.

"I was sniped by a drunk with a dozen fireworks" How on earth where you sniped with fireworks?

There was a hill. We were at the bottom of it. The drunk was at the top of the hill, aiming fireworks at us. He hit me with the first try and my friend with the second.

[Isa]

That's pretty impressive... for a drunk... did you not consider running?